[Patrick looks a little exasperated, running a hand through his hair and sighing a bit before addressing the cast. He's heading from one side of the set to the other, looking for Michael so they can talk about this issue.]

Have there been any updates on how long it's going to be until it's safe to try heading off set? I'm afraid I've just received a phone call informing me my son just bit a classmate in the middle of a game of kick ball. [Spoiler Alert: It was Lucas, gdi.] Apparently at least one of us is being asked to attend a parent/teacher conference about the incident. Understandably. [Kids, you know how it is. :\]

Speaking of which, do we have enough food we've actually got on hand? I'd like to think we won't be stuck here much longer, but I'd hate to see this dissolve into some Lord of the Flies scenario over not having enough pastries to go around.

[ooc: Charles is Patrick McAvoy, who used to be a pretty highly respected Shakespearean/stage actor who quasi reluctantly agreed to play Charles on TLV after some convincing from his agent/a few interested parties. He's married to costar Michael McKlellan, and they have four kids: Lucas, Jennifer, Nicholas and Caleb, who he talks about every so often. He's very focused on being professional, but is also a pretty nice guy who's grown to really like working on the show. And he's Scottish.]