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Dr. Charles Xavier ([personal profile] wedonot) wrote2012-02-24 09:36 pm

SIX ✖ VIDEO

[Anyone viewing the hologram will notice Charles looks a lot less... well dressed and put together than usual. While he isn't really rocking the Goth chic of some of the other inhabitants, this general ensemble isn't something you'll ever see him wearing back on the Barge. He's also standing up, because this counterpart swapped out his damaged spine for a new one, and is currently working off the debt by being a Repo Man who is pretty chill about his job and is partnered up with his bff Erik.

He smiles a bit, seeming fairly normal and casual about the whole thing, and clearly not bothered about the environment or oh god, someone is coming after my organs thing.]


Bit strange, isn't it? Everyone says they know what they're getting themselves into when they sign the contract initially, but as soon as the deadline on payment approaches, it becomes "I don't remember" and "you must be wrong", "this can't be happening". [He laughs a little flatly, somewhere between a little amused and disbelieving.]

What else were they expecting, honestly? You don't find quality goods lying around in the street. And I have it on good authority we're doing our best to accommodate for everyone's needs.

Perhaps people should be sure they understand what they're signing before going under the knife.

[He finishes the recording by humming a few bars of the GeneCo jingle, which - if you strain your ears a bit - is playing distantly in the background on his end before the feed cuts.]

[ooc: Because I am an icon junkie, I will be replying with [personal profile] unreservedly throughout port. c:]
unreservedly: (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)

[personal profile] unreservedly 2012-02-25 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Never better. I'm sorry, have we met?
onceandfutureprat: (defender of the realm)

[personal profile] onceandfutureprat 2012-02-25 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously, did the three of you get together and decide to make a game of this?
unreservedly: (you just grinned)

[personal profile] unreservedly 2012-02-25 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't the faintest idea of what you're talking about.
onceandfutureprat: (see. this is why we do it my way)

[personal profile] onceandfutureprat 2012-02-26 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Cut the jokes, I'm not in the mood.
unreservedly: (and you wouldn't beg)

[Private]

[personal profile] unreservedly 2012-02-26 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not joking. You're another one who thinks they're from a "barge", are you?
unreservedly: (you just grinned)

[Private]

[personal profile] unreservedly 2012-02-26 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Well. This is probably the most interesting mass hallucination I've ever been witness to.
onceandfutureprat: (princely business)

[Private]

[personal profile] onceandfutureprat 2012-02-26 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
I was about to say the same thing about all of you.
unreservedly: (I don't think nothing at all.)

[Private]

[personal profile] unreservedly 2012-02-26 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
For your sake, I hope it gets resolved before someone comes looking for your intestines.
onceandfutureprat: (or we do it my way and you shut up)

Re: [Private]

[personal profile] onceandfutureprat 2012-02-26 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Why would they do that?
unreservedly: (Also I can kill you with my brain.)

[Private]

[personal profile] unreservedly 2012-02-26 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Or whatever other body part you've had replaced.
onceandfutureprat: (princely business)

Re: [Private]

[personal profile] onceandfutureprat 2012-02-26 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't, thanks.
unreservedly: (you just grinned)

[Private]

[personal profile] unreservedly 2012-02-26 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm afraid I don't know what to tell you.