wedonot: (This is a totally subtle metaphor.)
Dr. Charles Xavier ([personal profile] wedonot) wrote2012-10-27 01:11 pm

THIRTY SIX ✖ VOICE

[Hi, Barge, someone else really doesn't want to talk about the flood, so Charles is taking this opportunity to talk more about science. Everyone loves science, especially when it's a distraction from things like promising your best friend you'd come rescue him from Auschwitz and sincerely meaning it because you're a telepath and can pretty much do what you want. :\

Science is generally easier to talk about than feelings. :c]


I'd imagine most of you are familiar with the concept of mass extinctions, wherein the population of all living things on Earth is decreased by over fifty percent. It is, after all, what helped propel mammals into being the dominant life forms on Earth after the dinosaurs went extinct. But despite the widespread devastation each time, some species do survive, and can remain largely unchanged since they originally evolved. The horseshoe crab, for example, is virtually identical to its relatives that have been preserved as fossils from several million years ago.

Others are considerably less well known and familiar to us, and some potentially have yet to even be rediscovered. Although it's quite rare to rediscover a species after it's been thought dead for thousands if not millions of years - for example, it's highly unlikely that a Brachiosaurus has escaped the attention of modern science while roaming the woods of North America - it has happened before.

One such species was considered extinct by the scientific community until December 23, 1938. Marjorie Courtenay-Latimer - a museum curator in South Africa - told local fishermen that if they ever found anything unusual in their hauls to call her in immediately. On this particular day, she was called down to the docks to investigate a captain's haul and discovered a five foot long fish with navy blue scales and white spots that looked like nothing she'd ever seen before. After hurrying the specimen back to the museum and preserving it as best she could after the local morgue refused to help preserve the body, she began to go through her books trying to locate the fish, but couldn't find any information about it. When a friend from Rhodes University was finally able to come look at the specimen, he immediately recognized it as a coelacanth, an ancient fish thought to have gone extinct since the end of the Cretaceous period. A population of fish had apparently been living on the east coast of Africa for potentially millions of years, largely unnoticed by human populations because they spend most of the day very deep under water. Occasionally a fish would be caught by a fisherman, but as the flesh is incredibly oily and often makes people sick, they were often tossed away as trash without a second thought. A second population was more recently discovered in Indonesia.

There are plenty of other examples of so called "living fossils", and Lazarus taxa, both plants and animal, but a discovery like this is generally unheard of, especially considering the coelacanth is generally considered to be a step in understanding how land based animals developed locomotion, as fossil evidence suggests that tetrapods evolved from fish whose fins eventually developed into legs and allowed them to walk out of the water and onto dry land. I've often wondered if another similar discovery might be made with further exploration. Living things are, after all, incredibly resilient, and we still haven't mapped the entirety of our planet's surface.

[Private to Steve]

Do you have a minute? There's something I need to discuss with you.

[Private to Jean]

Merlin tells me you two have been experimenting with the limits of your abilities.
megamind: (Eager)

[personal profile] megamind 2012-10-28 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's better than skipping straight to the eugenics. [ Oh Megamind you have no idea who you are saying this to do you. ] Anyway, I think the idea of making a pet dinosaur is great. Maybe I'll give it a god. I mean, if I can transplant alien genes into an unworthy human successor, I'm pretty sure I can make a dinosaur.

[ Megamind you're validating every one of Charles' fears by existing aren't you. ]
megamind: (Arrogant)

[personal profile] megamind 2012-10-28 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ FOR THE BEST... ]

Yeah, I've done a little genetic engineering myself. When my nemesis bit it, I had a little bit of spare DNA from him floating around on his cape-- and, uh... transfered said genetic material to a human host, giving him all the guy's powers.

...he promptly turned evil. Which was kind of a bummer. He was supposed be a good guy.

[ ...worst person to ever talk to Erik ever. ]
megamind: (Mad Genius)

[personal profile] megamind 2012-10-28 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, it was an accident? I mean, there was this nosy reporter who totally broke into the lair and got into my stuff. Next thing I know, she's fired the loadout and accidentally given her camera-man godlike power.

I figured, 'okay, I can work with this'. Turns out his moral fiber was a little threadbare.
megamind: (Disgusted)

[personal profile] megamind 2012-10-28 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Supervillain. [ Unconcerned with your boring moral judgment. ] Though I was pretty peeved myself. I mean, I trained him, I taught him... You give somebody everything, and they end up wanting more.

[ He's genuinely bitter. ]
megamind: (Frustrated)

[personal profile] megamind 2012-10-28 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Look, I didn't want to empower Hal, it just-- worked out that way. [ Never mind he didn't depower Hal. He was dumb. ] He wasn't the intended target. I wanted to find a good guy! A real noble soul! Instead I got a stalker who decided being good was too hard, even with the ability to fly, punch through the world, and shoot lasers from his eyes.

You'd think being good would be a cakewalk after all that preparation.
megamind: (Uncertain)

[personal profile] megamind 2012-10-28 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I found that out, since apparently he murdered me. [ Shrug. ] Poetic, I suppose.

[ ...he's feigning indifference like a pro, but something chill settles in his gut; Roxanne's going to be at the mercy of this... person he's unleashed. She may have dumped him but... he's still worried about her. After all without him who can stand up to a creature like that? ]
megamind: (Second Thoughts)

[personal profile] megamind 2012-10-28 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Well, their hero was dead. They needed a new one. Getting them one set up seemed like the right idea!

[ Minion would love you so much, Charles. ]
megamind: (Bewildered)

[personal profile] megamind 2012-10-28 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ THAT IS MY APP DREAM, you don't even know. ]

I hate to tell yo uthis, but -- being 'hero' and 'benevolent' don't equate anyway.

All those-- gifts, and he was just a huge jerk. [ Megamind had nothing. He feels he has an excuse. ]
megamind: (Sneer)

[personal profile] megamind 2012-10-28 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, warden, a monster? Irredeemable? [ Megamind laughs, and it's mocking. ] About time one of you admit that some people can't be redeemed.

Well, look at it this way. I enabled him in every way I could to be a good person. He just-- wasn't.

And neither am I.

[ SO THERE. ]
megamind: (Sheah Right)

[personal profile] megamind 2012-10-28 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ OH SNAP; he got told and flinches. ]

I suppose not.

Or maybe I'll be an object lesson for you wardens.
megamind: (Terrible liar)

[personal profile] megamind 2012-10-28 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
I've been a career criminal since I could walk. I'm not changing my ways. Ever. Not going back on over thirty years of badness, okay?
megamind: (Mad Genius)

[personal profile] megamind 2012-10-28 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
You will. [ ...last worditsis. ]

Now I'm going to go see if I can make a dinosaur! ...on paper, at least.
megamind: (Flair)

[personal profile] megamind 2012-10-28 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need luck when I have genius! [ And having gained the last word, he flounces, killing the connection. ]