Perry van Shrike. [He offers a hand in greeting before taking a seat; old habits, etc. etc. The only introductions he's had to make in a long time are business ones.]

I'm still touring the place, really. Someone didn't waste any time putting me to work, so I haven't had much chance to do the full meet-and-greet. [Not that he would have felt particularly inclined if there was such a thing-- the network since his arrival hasn't exactly painted the prettiest picture of the Barge's inhabitants, and the first person he'd spoken to had warned him of as much.]